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Mystery Guy ( Episode 4).

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He dropped me at home said goodbye and left , I got inside the house, took my clothes off and went straight to the bathroom, turned on the shower and let the cold water run through my body, and the only thing I could think of was what he said (I AM GETTING MARRIED NEXT SATURDAY AND MY WIFE TO BE IS PREGNANT, BUT I DON'T LOVE HER.). I couldn't stop the tears from rolling down my eyes, what have I gotten myself into was the question I kept asking myself , I started to wish i had never met him, as the water kept pouring on my body I sat down there just thinking of what i was going to do after what he had just told me, nothing came to my mind at all , I was numb. I managed to get myself up, grabbed my towel and went into my room , dried my body and put my night wear on, and tried to catch some sleep , I couldn't, it was hard , he was in my head but somehow after tossing and turning I managed to shut my eyes. Woke up around 8 a.m , it was a Saturday morning so no need to...

Mystery Guy ( Episode 3)

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Few weeks went by, we started calling each other regularly , it was certain i was in love with him, but i still couldn't figure him out, he was like a fucking puzzle, you think you have him all figured out then he makes a fucking confusing move. But apart from that , he is fun to be with, funny, intelligent, loving, and caring. He loves to take me out and all, very sweet as always. So he called me last night for us to hangout and of course i said yes. We went to this nice spot in Lekki , very relaxing and all , he was watching football and also reading a football blog on his phone ( Bokusport.com) i think , he is into football, while i was just sitting close to him and leaning on his shoulder and trying to be in sync with the game. After the game and all his football thing he started stroking my hair being all lovey dovey ( i was wet as fuck already) it was clear he wanted me right there, i started to part my legs slowly so he could just slide his fingers easily into me ( no p...

Mystery Guy ( Episode 2).

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So I got home expecting his call, no call I was fucking upset , I was like oh well good riddance, took my bath , ate and tried to read a book but I slept off, work as usual the next day. Two days later I saw a missed call on my phone, called backed but the person cut my call and immediately called back. ( conversation below) Me: Hello who is speaking, saw your missed call that's why i called back. Caller: Hey dear how are you its ................(mystery guy) , sorry been really occupied, how have you been? Me: ( hmmm liar, occupied with what)...oh hi, no biggie (off cos its a biggie, i was excited he called me) , i have been really busy as well (forming ni o), whats up? Mystery Guy: well nothing much, just here and there, work as been crazy busy, anyways i was thinking we could see today, are you free? Me: ( chai , me wey never do my hair, and nails), works always like that jare, i am not really free today, got a lot to do. ( Na lie o), lets make it some other time.( w...

Mystery Guy ( Episode 1).

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I was on my way home from work when this cute guy walked passed me, and all I could think of is how his lips would taste, how his hands would feel on my body, the whole 9 inches, I was lost in my thoughts when suddenly someone tapped me and I came back from my lustful thoughts, low and behold it was the same guy I was already having sex with him in my mind, I almost fainted but as a fine girl I quickly comport myself and said hi and yes we started to talk right there on the road ( Instead of me to be going home) lol because of man, conversation went thus: Mystery Guy : Hi ( with a tap on my shoulder ). Me: Hi ( trying to comport myself ). Mystery Guy: my name is ...... ( not telling) Me: cool, nice to meet you , my name is Funmi. Mystery Guy : well I couldn't help but notice you were staring at me that's why I decided to stop and say hi. Me: ( fucking embarrassed ) , lol no I wasn't o , I was just staring at that ( pointing at a banner close to where he walked p...

Read from the Bottom upwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good morning you all. Just a little thing to brighten your day.... Don't let anyone tell you otherwise or better still don't read from the top. Have a great day ahead you all.!!!!!!

10 Natural Ways To Maintain Beautiful,Youthful Skin.

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Hello beautiful people, you all need to read this, because I am sure not only ladies want beautiful skin. Men also love to look good, so I have put together 10 natural ways you can pamper your skin and look so good. We won't be young forever, but we can do things on our own that slows down ageing process which is the decrease of collagen in our body which is responsible for the elasticity of our skin, below are the 10 ways we can maintain a healthy, beautiful and youthful skin. 1). Drink Plenty Of Water:       The instant you are dehydrated, it will take a toll on your skin, causing it to look dull, flaky, saggy and loose, so drink a lot of water and keep your body hydrated. 2). Limit Your Sun Exposure:      Too much exposure to the sun will damage your skin, always wear sunglasses and apply sunscreen for protection. 3). Take A Lot Of Vitamin C:      Take a lot of natural vitamin c supplement, it helps reduces wrinkles and hel...

How To Make Money Doing What You Love...

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Hey Ladies and Gents, So my question today is, what are you doing to make money? If your answer is *Nothing* or waiting for a *White Collar Job*, you should have a rethink because you can make money doing what you love. When I say *doing what you love*, I mean we all have that one thing we are passionate and crazy about, some people love makeup, some love to sew (Tailoring or Fashion designing) , some love to sing, ( lol....not all of us are as fortunate as Jlo, and Wizkid), but it doesn't mean you should give up, some love to cook, some love to draw (Art)....Etc, from all these examples I am sure you all understand what I am trying to say. Turn your passion to your business, make it your source of income, stop waiting for 9-5 jobs. Key word here is *Be Your Own Boss*. I hope you all have learnt one or two things from this.